A Russian named Alexi is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. Alexi is stunned and the genie says, "hello master. I will grant you one wish, anything you want." Alexi begins thinking. Well, I really like drinking vodka. Finally Alexi says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The genie grants him his wish.

When Alexi gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted!

Alexi yells to his boyfriend, " Mischa, Mischa, come quickly!" He comes running down the hall and Alexi takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells him to drink--it is vodka. Mischa is reluctant, but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka he has ever tasted.

The two drink and party all night. This goes on for the next few nights.

Finally, Friday night comes and Alexi comes home and tells his boyfriend, "Mischa, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka. His boyfriend gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. Alexi begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his boyfriend asks him, "But Alexi, why do we need only one glass?"

Alexi raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."