http://jaka.blogdrive.com/ Me inner thoughts Sun, 25 Sep 2005 20:50:02 PDT http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2005. Music Investments Friends http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/19.html Mon, 26 Sep 2005 04:46:18 GMT One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, would you give me a blowjob?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" Now, horny as hell he says, "Oh please, please, I love you so much!" "No, no, and no! I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=19 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/18.html Mon, 26 Sep 2005 04:42:39 GMT A Russian named Alexi is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. Alexi is stunned and the genie says, "hello master. I will grant you one wish, anything you want." Alexi begins thinking. Well, I really like drinking vodka. Finally Alexi says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The genie grants him his wish. When Alexi gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=18 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/17.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 09:08:16 GMT The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was just as obviously enjoying himself at the same time. It was nearing the end of quite a long flight and the cockpit crew sounded two bells, indicating their final descent, signaling the cabin crew to prepare the cabin for landing. The gay flight attendant came swishing down the aisle, picked up the intercom phone, and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=17 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/16.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:56:01 GMT 50th Aniversary Two elderly lovers were celebrating their 50th anniversary, with a friend at the bar. The friend suggests they return to the little town where they first met. "I'll drive you" he offers, "you guys are always talking about the place, it would be nice to go back and visit". So off they go. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the friend about their love for each other and how they met at this same spot. The friend smiled as the old couple spoke. One old boy turns to his lover and says, "Remember the first time we made love, it was up in that field... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=16 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/15.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:53:46 GMT The FDA decided to place different kinds of warnings on all alcohol products to let customers know the risks involved: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=15 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/14.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:47:45 GMT Jake was dying. His lover, Bob, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. He held his fragile hand, tears running down his face. His praying roused Jake from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Bob," he whispered. "Hush, my love," Bob said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk." He was insistent. "Bob," he said in his tired voice. "I....I have something I must confess to you." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Bob..."Everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no. I must die in peace, Bob. I...I slept with your brother, your best... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=14 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/13.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:46:13 GMT Save the whales. Collect the whole set. A day without sunshine is like, night. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Honk if you love peace and quiet. Remember, half the people you know are below average. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I drive... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=13 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/12.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:44:27 GMT A man enters a gay bar and while sitting at his table, notices an absolutely gorgeous man sitting at another table--alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to the hunk, knowing that if he accepts it, he will be his for the night. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the hunk , saying this is from the gentleman. He looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man. The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million in the bank, and 8 inches in your... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=12 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/11.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:40:20 GMT A man goes to a tattoo artist and says: "I'd like you to tattoo a one-hundred dollar bill onto my dick." The tattoo artist is surprised: "Well, that could hurt a lot. Why would you want a 100 dollar bill on your dick?" The man answers, "Three reasons: I like to watch my money grow I like to play with my money And next time my lover wants to blow a hundred bucks, he won't have to leave the house!" http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=11 http://jaka.blogdrive.com/archive/10.html Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:36:37 GMT MALES NULIS, TAPI INI GUA MAU SHARE HE HE HE HE...... KUMPULAN ANEKDOT YANG GUA DAPET DARI BERBAGAI SUMBER ENJOOOOYYY COOOOYYY........ :) 20 of the Best Things About Being Gay from the book 501 Great Things About Being Gay by Edward Taussig. 1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets. 4. You know someone who definitely was in the emergency room with Richard Gere and the gerbil. 5. You understand the immense importance of good lighting. 6. You can... (more) http://jaka.blogdrive.com/comments?id=10